May 2013
May 12th
35,193 notes
May 10th
4,244 notes
May 10th
183,047 notes
May 7th
143,453 notes
May 7th
75,516 notes
May 7th
31,809 notes
May 7th
101,281 notes
May 7th
10,768 notes
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
May 7th
52,661 notes
May 7th
99,467 notes
May 7th
58,019 notes
May 7th
7,932 notes
May 7th
25,793 notes
May 7th
143,583 notes
May 7th
6,012 notes
May 7th
4,116 notes
May 7th
12,429 notes
May 7th
49 notes
May 7th
23,271 notes
morgrana: morgrana: *gets more than 10 notes on a post*
May 7th
19,934 notes
May 7th
78,127 notes
May 7th
60,138 notes
May 7th
1,658 notes
May 7th
146 notes
May 7th
391 notes
May 7th
461 notes
May 7th
13,483 notes
May 5th
19,201 notes
May 5th
4,664 notes
May 5th
2,015 notes
May 5th
5,247 notes
May 5th
33,769 notes
May 5th
392 notes
May 5th
61,720 notes
May 5th
561 notes
May 4th
3,103 notes
April 2013
Apr 30th
3,176 notes
Apr 30th
322 notes
Apr 30th
3,141 notes
Apr 30th
181 notes
Apr 30th
814 notes
Apr 30th
1,208 notes
Apr 30th
138 notes
Apr 30th
3,240 notes
Apr 30th
127 notes
Apr 30th
680 notes
Apr 29th
83,813 notes
Apr 29th
5,334 notes
Apr 29th
18,302 notes
Apr 28th
86,381 notes